The Dead Plant Diary

Random events in the life of a dead plant.

I’m still dead and kicking! April 27, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Kim @ 7:08 pm

I know I haven’t posted much, but nothing much has changed. Except I become more and more dessicated with each passing season and it has become more arduous to move about on my dry and weary limbs.



My scary Halloween adventure (not so much) November 2, 2010

Filed under: dead plant humor,Halloween — Kim @ 1:53 am

Phil’s worst nightmare ever June 19, 2010

Filed under: dead plant fear,dead plant humor,dead plant nightmare — Kim @ 5:32 pm

I’ve been really busy lately, being a busy dead plant and all.  It’s been months since my desicated leaves have touched a keyboard.

But here I still am.

Sitting on this shelf.

Underneath fluorescent lights.


I thought I would post this re-enactment of the worst nightmare I ever had the other night.  It’s really not funny.  I’ve been having a lot of nightmares lately.  Mostly about the end of the world … as I know it.



New Year. Same dead me. February 4, 2010

Filed under: 2010,dead plant humor,dead plant sarcasm,Uncategorized — Kim @ 1:04 pm

New Year! Same Dead Me!

I haven’t posted in a while because I’ve been hoping that my owner will adhere to her New Year’s Resolution of getting rid of the old, useless stuff in her life.  So far, she has gotten rid of everything but me.

Therefore, as you can see, I’m still “alive and kicking!”

Happy New Year!



Phil gets some artistic makeovers November 24, 2009

Filed under: dead plant humor,dead plant makeover — Kim @ 5:24 pm

Phil gets some artistic makeovers?  AKA How to make a dead plant more attractive.  Which one do you like?


Really? November 20, 2009

Filed under: dead plant fear,dead plant humor — Kim @ 12:32 pm
ambience for Phil

Yes, this sets the mood.

Click here to hear Phil’s thoughts on the close proximity of candles.


Tuesday morning doldrums November 17, 2009

Filed under: icanhazdeadplant — Kim @ 12:50 pm