The Dead Plant Diary

Random events in the life of a dead plant.

Phil gets some artistic makeovers November 24, 2009

Filed under: dead plant humor,dead plant makeover — Kim @ 5:24 pm

Phil gets some artistic makeovers?  AKA How to make a dead plant more attractive.  Which one do you like?

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Really? November 20, 2009

Filed under: dead plant fear,dead plant humor — Kim @ 12:32 pm
ambience for Phil

Yes, this sets the mood.

Click here to hear Phil’s thoughts on the close proximity of candles.

 

Tuesday morning doldrums November 17, 2009

Filed under: icanhazdeadplant — Kim @ 12:50 pm

icanhazdeadplant

 

so cruel … November 11, 2009

Filed under: dead plant sarcasm,water — Kim @ 12:22 pm

water

Four bottles of water within my grasp, not that it would matter at this point.

 

 

Really now … November 10, 2009

Filed under: dead plant embarrassment,dead plant humor — Kim @ 12:21 pm

murder me

Really?  Somebody … please … just murder me.

 

The experiment is complete November 9, 2009

Filed under: 27441248,dead plant humor — Kim @ 12:50 pm
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Chunky milk

During my evening walks, while nobody is around, I have discovered that there are science experiments going on all around.  Even in the community refrigerator.  I believe this experiment is called:  “How long does it take for milk to become a solid in a plastic water bottle?”

And I believe the result will be “four months.”

 

My cousin down the hall

Filed under: dead plant humor — Kim @ 12:45 pm

My cousin Philomena

My cousin Philomena is just down the hall.  As you can see, she is thriving.

What a show-off.