I received a comment from a typical overly curious human named Lisa Scott the other day asking how I can possibly keep this diary.
Let me ask you this, Lisa Scott. Have you ever seen the Disney/Pixar film, Toy Story? You remember … the one with Woody and Buzz Lightyear, where the toys are alive? I saw it once, many years ago, from a comfortable spot on top of some bookshelves, back when my leaves were green – not brown and crunchy.
Well, if it wasn’t such a morbid idea, another film could be made called, Dead Plant Story. It would be more factual than Toy Story, by the way.
Does that comfort you?