The Dead Plant Diary

Random events in the life of a dead plant.

New Year. Same dead me. February 4, 2010

Filed under: 2010,dead plant humor,dead plant sarcasm,Uncategorized — Kim @ 1:04 pm

New Year! Same Dead Me!

I haven’t posted in a while because I’ve been hoping that my owner will adhere to her New Year’s Resolution of getting rid of the old, useless stuff in her life.  So far, she has gotten rid of everything but me.

Therefore, as you can see, I’m still “alive and kicking!”

Happy New Year!

~Phil

 

so cruel … November 11, 2009

Filed under: dead plant sarcasm,water — Kim @ 12:22 pm

water

Four bottles of water within my grasp, not that it would matter at this point.