The Dead Plant Diary

Random events in the life of a dead plant.

I’m still dead and kicking! April 27, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Kim @ 7:08 pm

I know I haven’t posted much, but nothing much has changed. Except I become more and more dessicated with each passing season and it has become more arduous to move about on my dry and weary limbs.



New Year. Same dead me. February 4, 2010

Filed under: 2010,dead plant humor,dead plant sarcasm,Uncategorized — Kim @ 1:04 pm

New Year! Same Dead Me!

I haven’t posted in a while because I’ve been hoping that my owner will adhere to her New Year’s Resolution of getting rid of the old, useless stuff in her life.  So far, she has gotten rid of everything but me.

Therefore, as you can see, I’m still “alive and kicking!”

Happy New Year!