The Dead Plant Diary

Random events in the life of a dead plant.

so cruel … November 11, 2009

Filed under: dead plant sarcasm,water — Kim @ 12:22 pm


Four bottles of water within my grasp, not that it would matter at this point.



Really now … November 10, 2009

Filed under: dead plant embarrassment,dead plant humor — Kim @ 12:21 pm

murder me

Really?  Somebody … please … just murder me.


The experiment is complete November 9, 2009

Filed under: 27441248,dead plant humor — Kim @ 12:50 pm
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Chunky milk

During my evening walks, while nobody is around, I have discovered that there are science experiments going on all around.  Even in the community refrigerator.  I believe this experiment is called:  “How long does it take for milk to become a solid in a plastic water bottle?”

And I believe the result will be “four months.”


My cousin down the hall

Filed under: dead plant humor — Kim @ 12:45 pm

My cousin Philomena

My cousin Philomena is just down the hall.  As you can see, she is thriving.

What a show-off.


My new pet

Filed under: dead plant humor — Kim @ 12:40 pm

My new pet

I have decided to embrace the rock I received on Halloween.  I painted eyes on it.  It is my pet rock.  I will name him Rocky.

That is all.


How did you do? November 2, 2009

Filed under: Halloween — Kim @ 12:35 pm

trick or treat

I hope you did better than I did … I got a rock.  😦


Harry Potter Halloween fun October 31, 2009

Filed under: Halloween — Kim @ 1:05 pm

Have a safe evening of trick-or-treating, handing out treats, partying, or sitting in your house with the lights off.  It’s going to be one of those, right?